“Always fun to watch, wilfully odd yet compelling.” Scotsman
“A stand-up with a decidedly idiosyncratic edge.” List
EDINBURGH FRINGE 2009
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Hello!
This Year I'm doing two shows
With my good friend, and diving partner, Mr. Peter Slater.
All sweary and grown-up and not for children or people who don't like sweary grown up stuff.
&
All nice and non-offensive and open to all - like a big hippy festival in your head.
So come on down and have some fun... or don't... if you really don't want to...
but I want you to... though you don't have to... but do.
Thanks :o)
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Baby Grand | Pleasance Courtyard 33, 60 Pleasance, Edinburgh
5th-30th August 2009 (not 17th) at 5.45pm
Come down to Sundayland and join in the lunacy with Peter and Seymour.
There’s loads going on!
Special features like ‘the News for Dogs’.
A large selection of nutbags like the ‘King ‘o’ the One Liner’.
Guest appearances from Hollywood royalty.
And
loads of fantastic interactive games and fun for you to get involved in such as
‘Live Top Trumps’ and ‘Swear @ Who?’.
But it’s not just for fun!
We’ve trawled the nation's charity shops to bring you the most fabulous, fantastical,
and, on occasion, freakish prizes to be won so not only are you having a good time,
you’re helping charity out too!
HOORAY!
In summary then; if you’re daft, and you like a laugh, then get down to
Sundayland!
We’ll see you there.
Stand Two | Venue 5 , 16 North St. Andrew Street, Edinburgh
7th-30th August 2009 (not 17th) at 1.45pm
This year I wanted to do a show for everyone.
Not a kid’s show.
Not a grown up’s show.
Not a family show.
Just a funny show with nothing offensive*
(*unless you consider words like poo, bum, willy and wee wee to be offensive)
and no swearing*
(*unless you consider words like poo, bum, willy and wee wee to be swearing)
Warning:
If you do consider words like poo, bum, willy and wee wee to be inappropriate
and you’re starting to get annoyed by the constant repetition of these words
then please don’t come to the show because there’ll be plenty of other silly
nonsense to get you all riled up. In fact, here’s a list of some silliness that I
have in mind just in case you weren’t put off by the poo, the bum, the
willy and the wee wee.
There’ll be.....
‘Live Hat Judging’
I’ve got a load of hats, which one looks best? You decide.
‘Dodge The Sausage!’
Three lucky people get to try and hit me with a cold cooked sausage.
‘The Continuing Crossword Conundrum Corner’.
You get to solve yesterday’s crossword before setting new and devious clues to fox
the unfortunate solvers of tomorrow’s crossword;
the crossword’s the same, it’s the clues that change.
Join my Campaign to get ‘Facial Hair For Kids’.
Facial hair is wasted on grown ups.
If kids had facial hair then the styles and shapes would be much more elaborate.
Sign my petition to allow children to grow beards, moustaches and
any other kind of facial hair arrangement they wish.
‘The Great Big Fat Paper Plane Building Competition.’
Marks for design, originality and of course, how well does it fly?!
Horrorscopes!
Find out all the bad stuff that fate has in store for you today.
‘Who wants tea!?’
You do! So you’re going to get it right here at Funshine H.Q.
round the corner at Stand 2.
Featuring a different kind of tea everyday in homage to the great drink
and it’s wonderful diversity.
Who needs coffee?
Not me,
I drink tea!
ALSO
Each day the audience will write a joke for me to deliver to the following day’s crowd.
An extremely complex laughter chart will be utilised
to decide who the funniest audience at the festival was
and I’ll be encouraging them to do their own show next year.
And of course
all of this silliness will be backed up by some equally silly, but totally fabulous, prizes.
All this, and more, can be yours so if you’re up for fun then come on down.
We’ll have a laugh and a chat and be daft and wear hats!
Funshine!
It wants to be your friend.
For more information please contact my agent - www.ashleyboroda.com